I hope mine doesn't look like that
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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