The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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