i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Randomize
