let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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