it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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