Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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