there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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