She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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