Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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