Got a toothbrush?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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