Is it normal to miss your booty call?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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