You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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