Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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