walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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