How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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