Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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