'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i drank out of a bidet.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
wow bdsm is so cute
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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