Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I have aggressive nipples.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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