Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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