return my video game
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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