That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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