around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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