DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I need to calm my uterus...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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