Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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