What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My butt remains clenched, sir.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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