So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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