I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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