But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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