We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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