Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
They took my balls.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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