If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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