NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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