you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
