We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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