I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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