If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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