How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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