I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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