K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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