I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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