So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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