He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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