I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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