Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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