Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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