No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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