I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
it's like heaven, but drunker
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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