if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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