yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Bring me that man meat
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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