The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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