Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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