Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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