I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
is it fun? or sober?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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