i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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